Saturday, August 22, 2009

My Dear, It's Pronounced Bouquet!

(Hyacinth Bucket, the PBS sitcom character)

On vacay in Nantouquet
Worthy Hyacinth Bouquet
Caused a whale to hightail it
When she fixed her gaze on it
He raised flukes, dove, and said Fouquet! (blub)

"Bouquet!" appeared as a comment in the Tierney Lab
weblog of NYTIMES.COM on October 5, 2009.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Lament Of A Red Sox Partisan

Oh, no!
Say it aint so!
The Yankees won
four games in a row!

They beat the Beaneaters
from up in Boston
This Summer's season
will be exhaustin.

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