Wednesday, June 15, 2005

In The Annals of Divorce

Andrew O'Herlihy
Had math disability
All his life long
He couldn't do checkbooks
He couldn't do bills
Couldn't read math books
Without ritalin pills
His wife had embezzled
A quarter mill
Before he knew what was wrong

Andy got raggedy
Andy got credit-scammed
Andy got screwed
And then when they broke up
She got the mansion
He got the Mastercard bills
He got a shoebox of bills

Due to numerical
He now takes hustle-up pills
But now he can do all the bills

[Note: To "higgle" a pig
is to fatten it up, by little degrees,
for eventual sale or butchering.]

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