Sunday, October 11, 2009
News Haikus
all the news that fits in 17 syllables
NEW VOCAB
He's hurled from wi-fi cafe,
He'd squat for hours with steeped tea:
"ABSQUATULATE!"
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CAN I HAVE A SLICE?
Crowed grey financiers,
"TARP worked! Staunched the starving!"
Hey, um, I could eat.
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POW WOW
Chief McChrystal, he
See far, want heap big war surge.
Prez: Thanks for your views.
Michael Dennis Mooney
NEW VOCAB
He's hurled from wi-fi cafe,
He'd squat for hours with steeped tea:
"ABSQUATULATE!"
##
CAN I HAVE A SLICE?
Crowed grey financiers,
"TARP worked! Staunched the starving!"
Hey, um, I could eat.
##
POW WOW
Chief McChrystal, he
See far, want heap big war surge.
Prez: Thanks for your views.
Michael Dennis Mooney