Sunday, October 11, 2009

News Haikus

all the news that fits in 17 syllables

NEW VOCAB

He's hurled from wi-fi cafe,
He'd squat for hours with steeped tea:
"ABSQUATULATE!"

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CAN I HAVE A SLICE?

Crowed grey financiers,
"TARP worked! Staunched the starving!"
Hey, um, I could eat.

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POW WOW

Chief McChrystal, he
See far, want heap big war surge.
Prez: Thanks for your views.

Michael Dennis Mooney




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