Friday, July 09, 2010

La Vespasienne

A vespasienne is a public pissoir in France, named for the Roman
emperor who first taxed lavatories (A.D. 69-79) Vespasianus.

He was such an anus!
He made lavatoriums
pay-toilet emporiums.

Since a child
they'd called him sphincter;
Ole 'Spasianus
was such a stinker.

he'd be an asshole;
He believed in
giving us a hassle.

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